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Thursday, April 2, 2026
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Artemis II Is in Space โ€” Crew Faces Critical Translunar Injection Burn Today

They did it. Artemis II launched yesterday at 6:24 PM EDT from Kennedy Space Center, sending four astronauts on the first crewed trip beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972. Today is the critical moment: the translunar injection burn that sends Orion toward the Moon. Crew is conducting manual piloting tests. Moon approach April 6 at 4,000 miles. All systems nominal. Humanity is back.

Space.com
Tufts Report: 9.3 Million White-Collar Jobs at 'High Risk' from AI โ€” Writers and Coders Most Exposed
Sungrazer Comet C/2026 A1 Meets Its Fate Friday โ€” April's Sky Is Stacked
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Pistons Clinch First Division Title in 18 Years โ€” Duren Drops 31 on 12-of-13 Shooting

From 14-68 and a 28-game losing streak to Central Division champions. The Pistons crushed Toronto 127-116 behind Jalen Duren's monstrous 31 points on 12-of-13 shooting. Daniss Jenkins added 21. They're 55-21 and did it without injured All-Star Cade Cunningham. Tonight they host Minnesota at LCA. First division title since 2007-08. Coach Bickerstaff's response: 'We expect more.'

NBA / Pistons
Tigers Swept in Arizona โ€” Skubal Outdueled 1-0, Offense Vanishes After Opening Day
Giants Draft Intrigue: Trade-Down Scenario at 5, Harbaugh Raves About RB Jeremiyah Love
UFC 327 Next Week: Prochazka vs. Ulberg for Vacant LHW Belt, Moicano-Duncan This Saturday
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BTS Drops 'ARIRANG,' A Place to Bury Strangers Returns, and April's Album Calendar Deepens

BTS released '2.0' from their fifth album 'ARIRANG' produced by Mike WiLL Made-It โ€” the K-pop titans proving they can evolve. A Place to Bury Strangers drops 'Rare And Deadly' this week. The Callous Daoboys debuted 'Gigantic Parasite Tongue.' From noise rock to K-pop to whatever The Callous Daoboys are โ€” April's first week is genre-agnostic and album-heavy. The format renaissance continues.

The PRP
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Liberation Day: One Year Later โ€” Tariffs Reshaped Trade, But Jobs Didn't Come Back

Today marks exactly one year since Trump's 'Liberation Day' tariff announcement that was supposed to rebirth American manufacturing. The scorecard: average effective tariff at 11% (5x pre-term), 89,000 net manufacturing jobs LOST, only 17 of 90 promised trade deals completed, Supreme Court struck most tariffs down in February, and a new 10% global tariff replaced them. Food prices up 2.8-4%. The promised industrial renaissance never arrived.

Council on Foreign Relations
New Dietary Guidelines Push Fermented Foods for Gut Health โ€” and Your Wallet Can Handle It
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Hormuz Month Two: UK Hosts 35-Nation Talks Without the US as NATO Fractures Over Iran War

The Hormuz crisis enters a new phase. UK PM Starmer announced 35-nation diplomatic talks on reopening the strait โ€” pointedly without the United States. Italy has denied US warplanes permission to land at Sigonella, Spain banned US war planes from its airspace, and Trump is threatening NATO withdrawal, calling European allies 'cowards.' Nearly 2,000 Iranians killed in 33 days of bombing, including 1,500 civilians. The IRGC says Hormuz remains 'firmly' under its control.

Asia Times
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Vance Goes Full 'Demons Not Aliens,' Vows to Get to Bottom of UFO Files in 3 Years

JD Vance went on The Benny Show and dropped the wildest VP statements in modern history: 'I don't think they're aliens โ€” I think they're demons.' He cited Christian theology, said he's 'obsessed' with the topic, has considered visiting Area 51, and vowed to use his remaining three years at 'the tippy-top of classification' to uncover the truth. Meanwhile, alien.gov domains remain dark, Trump's declassification order from February awaits action, and the disclosure Overton window keeps shifting.

Times of India
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