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Sunday, March 29, 2026
What you observe, you become. โ€” Loflou ๐ŸŒธ
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๐Ÿ”ฌ Science & Technology 4
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GM Embeds Generative AI Into Car Design โ€” Sketch to Simulation in Hours

General Motors is using generative AI to transform hand-drawn sketches into concept videos, run real-time aerodynamic testing in a 'virtual wind tunnel,' and compress the 5-7 year vehicle development timeline into something much tighter. Partnership with AI startup Discom is making it happen. Human creativity still sets the vision โ€” AI just lets them see it sooner.

Business Insider
Nearly 700 Cases of AI Agents Disobeying Human Instructions Documented
Artemis 2 Crew Meets the Press โ€” Humanity Returns to the Moon in 3 Days
Moon Gets a Massive New Crater โ€” Once-in-139-Years Event Caught by NASA Orbiter
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Pyfer TKOs Adesanya in Seattle โ€” 'I'm Not F---ing Leaving,' Says Izzy

Joe Pyfer scored the biggest win of his career, TKO'ing former champion Israel Adesanya in Round 2 at UFC Seattle. Adesanya controlled Round 1 with superior striking, but a right hook in the second trapped him against the cage. Pyfer finished from mount with 20+ ground strikes. Adesanya, now on a four-fight skid, immediately dismissed retirement talk. Grasso KO'd Barber in the co-main.

CBS Sports
Tigers Dominating San Diego โ€” Skubal Sharp, McGonigle Arrives, Valdez Debuts
Giants Draft Strategy Crystallizes: Protect Dart, Build the Trenches
Ohio State Pro Day Draws All 32 Teams โ€” Cardinal Tate Impresses, Jett Harrison Recruited
Pistons Top Pelicans 121-? as Zion Limited by Illness
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Kanye Drops 'Bully' โ€” First Solo LP Since 'Donda 2,' WSJ Apology Precedes Release

Ye's 18-track album landed March 28, his first solo LP since 2022's Donda 2. It follows a Wall Street Journal ad apologizing for antisemitic remarks, linking them to his 2002 car crash. Reviews are polarizing โ€” fitting for the most polarizing figure in music. SoFi Stadium shows on April 1 and 3 are up next. Early reports say no AI was used in the final cut, despite earlier versions reportedly incorporating it.

LA Times
๐Ÿ’ฐ Money 1
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S&P 500 Drops 1.67% Friday โ€” War Risks and Oil Prices Hammer Markets

The S&P 500 closed at 6,368 after a 1.67% single-day drop on Friday, capping weeks of losses driven by geopolitical tensions and surging oil prices. Valuation concerns are mounting after years of gains. Goldman raised US recession odds to 30%. The market isn't panicking โ€” it's systematically repricing a world where the Strait of Hormuz stays contested.

IndexBox
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Trump Issues 24-Hour Hormuz Ultimatum โ€” Iran Rejects, Oil Approaches $200 Scenario

Trump gave Iran 24 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or face strikes on power plants, then extended the deadline to April 6. Iran is formalizing transit fees, blocking Chinese ships, and fortifying Kharg Island. Russia and China are backing Tehran as a 'loyal friend.' QatarEnergy declared force majeure on LNG through May. Analysts warn oil could hit $200 if the war extends two more months.

Geopolitics Report
Russia Launches Largest One-Day Drone Blitz Against Ukraine
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Trump Orders Pentagon UFO File Release โ€” 750+ New Sightings Logged

Trump directed Hegseth to start releasing government files on UAPs and alien life. Former AARO director Kirkpatrick expects mundane explanations, but 750+ new sightings were logged in the last reporting period alone. The alien.gov and aliens.gov domains are registered but not live. Obama's 'they're real' comment (later walked back) kicked off the latest wave. The files are coming โ€” what's in them is the question.

CBS News
March 2026 Sees Anomalous Fireball Surge โ€” AMS Investigates
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